Last time, Dateline gave you guys the inside scoop on all the out-of-pocket and wild things heard around campus. Now, it’s time to flip the script and share some priceless gems straight from the teachers themselves. Turns out, the faculty have their own unique flair for dropping unforgettable lines – and some of these quotes are too good not to share!
“How do you calculate time? Is it velocity over distance?”
“You’re looking at me like you’re about to come and do some kung fu on my ass!”
“You think you cooked? Next time, you should write down the recipe!”
“Slap me, I’ve been so naughty.”
“Top ten Italian brain rot? You should be in there, Lorenzo!”
“Why does DP Art even exist?”
“Oh no, I don’t think I can win. I’d have to go against Mr. Attias and maybe even Mr. Crocker and his twin!”
“Is that how you’re going to dance at the Prom? Oh, thank god I am not chaperoning.”
“Do not weigh yourself on a weighing scale in the atmosphere. You will be very unhappy.”
“I love cocaine! No, I mean I love cooking!”
“Personally, I love screaming ‘Mustard!’”
By Kiran Singh
